Celebrities,
Always being
Besieged by
Bystanders wanting to
Shake their hands.
I'd never do that.
That's why in church
This morning
I just furtively glanced
At Michelle and Jim Bob
Duggar, of "Nineteen
Kids and Counting" fame.
They were in the audience
Enjoying the service too.
Afterwards,
As I was leaving,
Pastor Mike shook my hand
With gusto as he is prone
To do.
I voiced my secret wish to shake
Michelle's hand.
"But I would never do that."
"Go ahead," my pastor
Said, "I just did."
So I sheepishly got in
Line.
Not only did Michelle give
Me a warm word and
Smile,
But an autographed photo
Too.
It's a good thing my
Old fashioned cell phone
Doesn't take pictures.