Smile and said, "You've waited on me
Before."
I should have stopped there, but I
Noticed a bit of a stomach bulge and said,
"And you're pregnant."
She wasn't.
I had confused her with a different gal.
It was an embarrassing moment, I
Apologized, and she was a good sport about
My mistake,
But I couldn't take back what I said.
I wonder which of us felt worse.